Funny Would You Rather Questions
Tap a side, see the live vote, then hit Next for another one.
Would you rather…
Ridiculous choices with no good answer, built to get a laugh out of any group. Pick a side, see how everyone else voted, then argue about it.
How to use funny questions
Read the question in your most serious voice. The more seriously the group debates something absurd, the funnier it gets.
They work for parties, sleepovers, road trips and anywhere a group needs warming up. For a challenge, make whoever is in the minority after the vote act out their choice.
All funny would you rather questions
- Would you rather have a laugh track follow you everywhere or have dramatic music play whenever you enter a room?
- Would you rather always have to say what you're thinking or never be able to speak again?
- Would you rather sneeze every time you laugh or laugh every time you sneeze?
- Would you rather have a permanent mustache made of frosting or have eyebrows made of glitter?
- Would you rather narrate your life out loud like a nature documentary or have a stranger narrate it for you?
- Would you rather only be able to talk in a robot voice or only be able to talk in a baby voice?
- Would you rather have hands for feet or have feet for hands?
- Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck in a pillow fight or fight a hundred duck-sized horses in a pillow fight?
- Would you rather have your thoughts appear as subtitles or have your dreams play on a screen above your bed?
- Would you rather always have a song stuck in your head or never be able to remember any song?
- Would you rather wear clown shoes every day or wear a top hat every day?
- Would you rather have a pet goose that follows you everywhere or have a pet llama that spits at people you don't like? 0% / 100% · 1 votes
- Would you rather trip in front of your crush or sneeze on your boss?
- Would you rather only be able to walk backwards or only be able to walk sideways? 0% / 100% · 1 votes
- Would you rather have every photo of you be blurry or have every photo of you be mid-sneeze?
- Would you rather yodel every time someone says your name or moonwalk every time you hear music?
- Would you rather have your voice sound like a cartoon chipmunk or have your voice sound like a movie trailer guy?
- Would you rather have a sandwich that's always a little soggy or have chips that are always a little stale?
- Would you rather end every sentence like it's a question or start every sentence with 'Well actually'?
- Would you rather have your phone autocorrect everything to pirate talk or have it autocorrect everything to Shakespeare?
- Would you rather be followed by a mariachi band or be followed by a marching band?
- Would you rather have to do a cartwheel to open doors or have to do a dance to unlock your phone?
- Would you rather have a nose that lights up when you lie or have ears that wiggle when you're nervous?
- Would you rather wear a costume to every job interview or wear pajamas to every wedding?
- Would you rather have a parrot that tells everyone your secrets or have a dog that rolls its eyes at your jokes?
- Would you rather always smell like popcorn or always smell like pickles?
- Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with a mime or get stuck in an elevator with a magician?
- Would you rather have spaghetti noodles for shoelaces or have pancakes for a pillow?
- Would you rather hiccup every time you see a cat or burp every time you see a dog? 100% / 0% · 1 votes
- Would you rather have all your clothes be two sizes too big or have all your clothes be inside out?
- Would you rather be a famous meme or be a famous emoji?
- Would you rather have your car honk like a goose or have your doorbell play a kazoo solo?
- Would you rather type with your elbows or text with your nose?
- Would you rather have to speak in rhymes for a week or have to sing everything for a day?
- Would you rather fall asleep at every movie or laugh at every sad scene? 100% / 0% · 1 votes
- Would you rather have a bathroom with no door or have a bedroom with no ceiling?
- Would you rather only eat food that's blue or only eat food that's shaped like a star?
- Would you rather wear a cape everywhere or wear sunglasses everywhere including at night?
- Would you rather have a chicken as your life coach or have a goat as your accountant?
- Would you rather call everyone 'buddy' or call everyone by the wrong name?
- Would you rather have a dance battle with your grandma or have a rap battle with your teacher?
- Would you rather have a horse that thinks it's a dog or have a dog that thinks it's a horse?
- Would you rather lose your shoes every day or lose your keys every day?
- Would you rather have your stomach growl the national anthem or have your knees crack like popcorn?
- Would you rather only travel by pogo stick or only travel by unicycle?
- Would you rather wear a bowl of spaghetti as a hat or wear a fish as a tie?
- Would you rather have a voice assistant that's always sarcastic or have one that's always way too excited?
- Would you rather sing everything you say at the grocery store or dance everywhere you go at the mall?
- Would you rather have your toes be ten tiny thumbs or have your fingers be ten tiny toes?
- Would you rather be chased by a flock of seagulls or be chased by a very slow zombie snail?
- Would you rather announce every time you need the bathroom or announce every time you're hungry?
- Would you rather have your shadow do its own thing or have your reflection make faces at you?
- Would you rather have a pet rock that talks or have a houseplant that complains?
- Would you rather sneeze confetti or cough bubbles?
- Would you rather only be able to use a fork for soup or only be able to use a spoon for spaghetti?
- Would you rather get a high-five from a gorilla or get a hug from a koala?
- Would you rather say 'cheese' every time someone takes a photo near you or strike a pose every time a camera clicks?
- Would you rather have a tiny horse that pulls your backpack or have a giant hamster wheel to get to work?
- Would you rather have a monkey butler or have a penguin chauffeur?
- Would you rather laugh like a hyena or snort like a pig when you laugh?
How to play
Read a question out loud and give everyone five seconds to pick a side. No "neither," no "both." Then go around the group and have each person defend their answer.
Playing solo? Tap your answer above to see how everyone else voted, then hit Next. Each question has its own page with its live results, so you can send the tough ones to friends.
Questions people ask
What are good funny would you rather questions?
A few favorites: "Would you rather have a laugh track follow you everywhere or have dramatic music play whenever you enter a room?" "Would you rather always have to say what you're thinking or never be able to speak again?" "Would you rather sneeze every time you laugh or laugh every time you sneeze?" The full list is above, and every question links to its live vote results.
How do you play would you rather?
One person reads a question, everyone picks a side, then each player explains their choice. On this page, tap an answer to vote and see the live split, then hit Next for another question.