Would you rather have spaghetti noodles for shoelaces or have pancakes for a pillow?

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2. Would you rather wear a bowl of spaghetti as a hat or wear a fish as a tie?
3. Would you rather have a laugh track follow you everywhere or have dramatic music play whenever you enter a room?
4. Would you rather only travel by pogo stick or only travel by unicycle?
5. Would you rather have a sandwich that's always a little soggy or have chips that are always a little stale?

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