Funny Would You Rather Questions

1. Would you rather Ahave a laugh track follow you everywhere or Bhave dramatic music play whenever you enter a room?
2. Would you rather Aalways have to say what you're thinking or Bnever be able to speak again?
3. Would you rather Asneeze every time you laugh or Blaugh every time you sneeze?
4. Would you rather Ahave a permanent mustache made of frosting or Bhave eyebrows made of glitter?
5. Would you rather Anarrate your life out loud like a nature documentary or Bhave a stranger narrate it for you?
6. Would you rather Aonly be able to talk in a robot voice or Bonly be able to talk in a baby voice?
7. Would you rather Ahave hands for feet or Bhave feet for hands?
8. Would you rather Afight one horse-sized duck in a pillow fight or Bfight a hundred duck-sized horses in a pillow fight?
9. Would you rather Ahave your thoughts appear as subtitles or Bhave your dreams play on a screen above your bed?
10. Would you rather Aalways have a song stuck in your head or Bnever be able to remember any song?
11. Would you rather Awear clown shoes every day or Bwear a top hat every day?
12. Would you rather Ahave a pet goose that follows you everywhere or Bhave a pet llama that spits at people you don't like?
13. Would you rather Atrip in front of your crush or Bsneeze on your boss?
14. Would you rather Aonly be able to walk backwards or Bonly be able to walk sideways?
15. Would you rather Ahave every photo of you be blurry or Bhave every photo of you be mid-sneeze?
16. Would you rather Ayodel every time someone says your name or Bmoonwalk every time you hear music?
17. Would you rather Ahave your voice sound like a cartoon chipmunk or Bhave your voice sound like a movie trailer guy?
18. Would you rather Ahave a sandwich that's always a little soggy or Bhave chips that are always a little stale?
19. Would you rather Aend every sentence like it's a question or Bstart every sentence with 'Well actually'?
20. Would you rather Ahave your phone autocorrect everything to pirate talk or Bhave it autocorrect everything to Shakespeare?
21. Would you rather Abe followed by a mariachi band or Bbe followed by a marching band?
22. Would you rather Ahave to do a cartwheel to open doors or Bhave to do a dance to unlock your phone?
23. Would you rather Ahave a nose that lights up when you lie or Bhave ears that wiggle when you're nervous?
24. Would you rather Awear a costume to every job interview or Bwear pajamas to every wedding?
25. Would you rather Ahave a parrot that tells everyone your secrets or Bhave a dog that rolls its eyes at your jokes?
26. Would you rather Aalways smell like popcorn or Balways smell like pickles?
27. Would you rather Aget stuck in an elevator with a mime or Bget stuck in an elevator with a magician?
28. Would you rather Ahave spaghetti noodles for shoelaces or Bhave pancakes for a pillow?
29. Would you rather Ahiccup every time you see a cat or Bburp every time you see a dog?
30. Would you rather Ahave all your clothes be two sizes too big or Bhave all your clothes be inside out?
31. Would you rather Abe a famous meme or Bbe a famous emoji?
32. Would you rather Ahave your car honk like a goose or Bhave your doorbell play a kazoo solo?
33. Would you rather Atype with your elbows or Btext with your nose?
34. Would you rather Ahave to speak in rhymes for a week or Bhave to sing everything for a day?
35. Would you rather Afall asleep at every movie or Blaugh at every sad scene?
36. Would you rather Ahave a bathroom with no door or Bhave a bedroom with no ceiling?
37. Would you rather Aonly eat food that's blue or Bonly eat food that's shaped like a star?
38. Would you rather Awear a cape everywhere or Bwear sunglasses everywhere including at night?
39. Would you rather Ahave a chicken as your life coach or Bhave a goat as your accountant?
40. Would you rather Acall everyone 'buddy' or Bcall everyone by the wrong name?
41. Would you rather Ahave a dance battle with your grandma or Bhave a rap battle with your teacher?
42. Would you rather Ahave a horse that thinks it's a dog or Bhave a dog that thinks it's a horse?
43. Would you rather Alose your shoes every day or Blose your keys every day?
44. Would you rather Ahave your stomach growl the national anthem or Bhave your knees crack like popcorn?
45. Would you rather Aonly travel by pogo stick or Bonly travel by unicycle?
46. Would you rather Awear a bowl of spaghetti as a hat or Bwear a fish as a tie?
47. Would you rather Ahave a voice assistant that's always sarcastic or Bhave one that's always way too excited?
48. Would you rather Asing everything you say at the grocery store or Bdance everywhere you go at the mall?
49. Would you rather Ahave your toes be ten tiny thumbs or Bhave your fingers be ten tiny toes?
50. Would you rather Abe chased by a flock of seagulls or Bbe chased by a very slow zombie snail?
51. Would you rather Aannounce every time you need the bathroom or Bannounce every time you're hungry?
52. Would you rather Ahave your shadow do its own thing or Bhave your reflection make faces at you?
53. Would you rather Ahave a pet rock that talks or Bhave a houseplant that complains?
54. Would you rather Asneeze confetti or Bcough bubbles?
55. Would you rather Aonly be able to use a fork for soup or Bonly be able to use a spoon for spaghetti?
56. Would you rather Aget a high-five from a gorilla or Bget a hug from a koala?
57. Would you rather Asay 'cheese' every time someone takes a photo near you or Bstrike a pose every time a camera clicks?
58. Would you rather Ahave a tiny horse that pulls your backpack or Bhave a giant hamster wheel to get to work?
59. Would you rather Ahave a monkey butler or Bhave a penguin chauffeur?
60. Would you rather Alaugh like a hyena or Bsnort like a pig when you laugh?

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