Would you rather laugh like a hyena or snort like a pig when you laugh?

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1. Would you rather have all your clothes be two sizes too big or have all your clothes be inside out?
2. Would you rather sneeze every time you laugh or laugh every time you sneeze?
3. Would you rather only be able to use a fork for soup or only be able to use a spoon for spaghetti?
4. Would you rather always have to say what you're thinking or never be able to speak again?
5. Would you rather have your stomach growl the national anthem or have your knees crack like popcorn?

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