Would you rather sneeze every time you laugh or laugh every time you sneeze?

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1. Would you rather say 'cheese' every time someone takes a photo near you or strike a pose every time a camera clicks?
2. Would you rather be chased by a flock of seagulls or be chased by a very slow zombie snail?
3. Would you rather have your voice sound like a cartoon chipmunk or have your voice sound like a movie trailer guy?
4. Would you rather always have to say what you're thinking or never be able to speak again?
5. Would you rather end every sentence like it's a question or start every sentence with 'Well actually'?

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