Would you rather be a famous meme or be a famous emoji?

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1. Would you rather have a sandwich that's always a little soggy or have chips that are always a little stale?
2. Would you rather have your stomach growl the national anthem or have your knees crack like popcorn?
3. Would you rather have a pet rock that talks or have a houseplant that complains?
4. Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with a mime or get stuck in an elevator with a magician?
5. Would you rather have a horse that thinks it's a dog or have a dog that thinks it's a horse?

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