Funny Would You Rather Questions
Cut along the dashed lines. Draw a card, read it out loud, and everyone picks a side.
Would you rather…
AHave a laugh track follow you everywhere
or
BHave dramatic music play whenever you enter a room?
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Would you rather…
AAlways have to say what you're thinking
or
BNever be able to speak again?
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Would you rather…
ASneeze every time you laugh
or
BLaugh every time you sneeze?
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Would you rather…
AHave a permanent mustache made of frosting
or
BHave eyebrows made of glitter?
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Would you rather…
ANarrate your life out loud like a nature documentary
or
BHave a stranger narrate it for you?
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Would you rather…
AOnly be able to talk in a robot voice
or
BOnly be able to talk in a baby voice?
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Would you rather…
AHave hands for feet
or
BHave feet for hands?
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Would you rather…
AFight one horse-sized duck in a pillow fight
or
BFight a hundred duck-sized horses in a pillow fight?
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Would you rather…
AHave your thoughts appear as subtitles
or
BHave your dreams play on a screen above your bed?
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Would you rather…
AAlways have a song stuck in your head
or
BNever be able to remember any song?
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Would you rather…
AWear clown shoes every day
or
BWear a top hat every day?
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Would you rather…
AHave a pet goose that follows you everywhere
or
BHave a pet llama that spits at people you don't like?
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Would you rather…
ATrip in front of your crush
or
BSneeze on your boss?
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Would you rather…
AOnly be able to walk backwards
or
BOnly be able to walk sideways?
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Would you rather…
AHave every photo of you be blurry
or
BHave every photo of you be mid-sneeze?
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Would you rather…
AYodel every time someone says your name
or
BMoonwalk every time you hear music?
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Would you rather…
AHave your voice sound like a cartoon chipmunk
or
BHave your voice sound like a movie trailer guy?
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Would you rather…
AHave a sandwich that's always a little soggy
or
BHave chips that are always a little stale?
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Would you rather…
AEnd every sentence like it's a question
or
BStart every sentence with 'Well actually'?
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Would you rather…
AHave your phone autocorrect everything to pirate talk
or
BHave it autocorrect everything to Shakespeare?
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Would you rather…
ABe followed by a mariachi band
or
BBe followed by a marching band?
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Would you rather…
AHave to do a cartwheel to open doors
or
BHave to do a dance to unlock your phone?
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Would you rather…
AHave a nose that lights up when you lie
or
BHave ears that wiggle when you're nervous?
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Would you rather…
AWear a costume to every job interview
or
BWear pajamas to every wedding?
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Would you rather…
AHave a parrot that tells everyone your secrets
or
BHave a dog that rolls its eyes at your jokes?
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Would you rather…
AAlways smell like popcorn
or
BAlways smell like pickles?
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Would you rather…
AGet stuck in an elevator with a mime
or
BGet stuck in an elevator with a magician?
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Would you rather…
AHave spaghetti noodles for shoelaces
or
BHave pancakes for a pillow?
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Would you rather…
AHiccup every time you see a cat
or
BBurp every time you see a dog?
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Would you rather…
AHave all your clothes be two sizes too big
or
BHave all your clothes be inside out?
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Would you rather…
ABe a famous meme
or
BBe a famous emoji?
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Would you rather…
AHave your car honk like a goose
or
BHave your doorbell play a kazoo solo?
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Would you rather…
AType with your elbows
or
BText with your nose?
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Would you rather…
AHave to speak in rhymes for a week
or
BHave to sing everything for a day?
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Would you rather…
AFall asleep at every movie
or
BLaugh at every sad scene?
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Would you rather…
AHave a bathroom with no door
or
BHave a bedroom with no ceiling?
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Would you rather…
AOnly eat food that's blue
or
BOnly eat food that's shaped like a star?
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Would you rather…
AWear a cape everywhere
or
BWear sunglasses everywhere including at night?
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Would you rather…
AHave a chicken as your life coach
or
BHave a goat as your accountant?
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Would you rather…
ACall everyone 'buddy'
or
BCall everyone by the wrong name?
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Would you rather…
AHave a dance battle with your grandma
or
BHave a rap battle with your teacher?
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Would you rather…
AHave a horse that thinks it's a dog
or
BHave a dog that thinks it's a horse?
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Would you rather…
ALose your shoes every day
or
BLose your keys every day?
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Would you rather…
AHave your stomach growl the national anthem
or
BHave your knees crack like popcorn?
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Would you rather…
AOnly travel by pogo stick
or
BOnly travel by unicycle?
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Would you rather…
AWear a bowl of spaghetti as a hat
or
BWear a fish as a tie?
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Would you rather…
AHave a voice assistant that's always sarcastic
or
BHave one that's always way too excited?
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Would you rather…
ASing everything you say at the grocery store
or
BDance everywhere you go at the mall?
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Would you rather…
AHave your toes be ten tiny thumbs
or
BHave your fingers be ten tiny toes?
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Would you rather…
ABe chased by a flock of seagulls
or
BBe chased by a very slow zombie snail?
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Would you rather…
AAnnounce every time you need the bathroom
or
BAnnounce every time you're hungry?
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Would you rather…
AHave your shadow do its own thing
or
BHave your reflection make faces at you?
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Would you rather…
AHave a pet rock that talks
or
BHave a houseplant that complains?
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Would you rather…
ASneeze confetti
or
BCough bubbles?
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Would you rather…
AOnly be able to use a fork for soup
or
BOnly be able to use a spoon for spaghetti?
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Would you rather…
AGet a high-five from a gorilla
or
BGet a hug from a koala?
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Would you rather…
ASay 'cheese' every time someone takes a photo near you
or
BStrike a pose every time a camera clicks?
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Would you rather…
AHave a tiny horse that pulls your backpack
or
BHave a giant hamster wheel to get to work?
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Would you rather…
AHave a monkey butler
or
BHave a penguin chauffeur?
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Would you rather…
ALaugh like a hyena
or
BSnort like a pig when you laugh?
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